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Notorius H.I.T.

One thing about spooning

One thing about spooning is when you do it the guy is going to get a kickstand. Inevitably the kickstand is going to nestle into the but cheeks where god intended it to be.

cream ring..

why do we have to go out front to have a skid comp? you can just check you underwear in here.

"cream ring" shall be saved for a later date.

SketchyD as guest poster.

9 Mullet

She Sucked!

Sucked as in sucked, or sucked as in didn't?

Oils Spill in Australia

Stuffing

On thanksgiving last year My Mom woke up at six to make new stuffing. She did this for me because I told her the stuffing wasn't very good. When in reality her stuffing SUCKED! How could she not know that the stuffing sucked. I mean really how could she not know that I like moist food. I am the spawn of her womb how could she not know about the moistness of my food.

Ovaries

Can I see your ovaries
why would you want to see my ovaries?
I don't, I don't want to see your ovaries, I don't want to see ovaries unless they are on cats.

Put your pants back on!

Jason tried to get a visitor to tell a friend this: "Tell her if she comes over I'll put my pants back on!" in the hopes that a girl would come over.

Our response: "Please, ask her to come over to prevent us from being blinded!"

He still hasn't put his pants back on.

Triathlame

tri·ath·lame - State of being opposed to things simply because you are a triathlete.

Don't be so tirathlame!
Those leaners are triathlame.
I slept with your Mom last night and she was triathlame.

jizzem bibbems

Ode to Sketch Brah...

You be the O-riginal jizzem bibbems king
Who new you'd precursor a ride around the lake with fucking.
Grabbed some coffee on Willy at the Ground Zero,
And the stain on your shorts caught the attention of some fat yuppy hoe.
All around the lake the stain did maintain.
As the repeating of the term "jizzem bibbems" drove me insane.
In the weaving of your lycra swam your little guys.
But try as you might a stain like that could not be diguised.
Now I am like you which leaves my proverbial teeth kicked-in.
The only real difference being most of my stains are now self inflicted.

Business Time!!!

Deep thoughts on Drinking

I wish they made shots called carriage shots, or better yet money shots.

Earinfucktion

Twat I cunt hear you I have an earinfucktion I have to go to the dicktor and have them finger it out.