Who could resist a chest like that

Once again we see Jason does not know how to use a zipper, and Lyle is moving in for the kill

Deep Thoughts With Jason

If you were a burn victim everyday would be Halloween

Halloween

It was 8 am and I was sitting down to my morning bowl of cereal. I take a squat on the couch and start eating. About half way through my cereal I wake up enough to look over and feel my soul leave my body. Then break down into hysterical laughter. Jason has pushed the envelope and surprised me once again. This halloween costume has to be the most sac-religious thing I have ever seen. The fact that he is wearing this in public is seriously disturbing. Presenting Jasons Halloween bike race custom an upside down cross racer. Also Jason ticket to a nice place in hell, probably with sysphius forever racing his bike and never being able to win.

Quote of the Day Oct 23

What you can't feel your legs, I ain't going to fuck no para pelagic bitch.
A qoute while watching Transformers the Movie

Qoute of the Day Oct 21

Hi fives for amputees

Sir Jasonalot

Jason attacks the toilet wielding his lance of burittoey goodness
Jasons Response -
Can I get Pamela Anderson riding on the back of the dinosuar with me?

The Big Time

In a noble attempt to foster his long standing career of trail side bar tender Jason finds fame and no fortune. Winning the Velonews photocontest for this pic. In response Jason had this to say -
500 BABIES

mind i if i get half-naked and stare at you? oh wait, i already am....

In a whirlwind of cunfusion Jason ask if he can talk to me while clothed. To his disbelief he actual is already half naked and staring at me....