Wednesday night

It didn't take too many beers before the regulars at Essen Haus decided to show Justin and Corey the true meaning of the Christmas Spirit...

Holiday Greetings, Madison Style

We go big in Madison when it comes to local color. Justin sent this out as his holiday christmas message....

The War in Iraq

The good thing about the war in Iraq is that we will totally kick ass at the next paralympic games.

Sandy

It seems there is some sand in your roast beef clamwhich.

The Greatest Invention ever... Valtrex

One time Jason was bit by a monkey and put on valtrex.

Hehehehehe

Notorius H.I.T.

One thing about spooning

One thing about spooning is when you do it the guy is going to get a kickstand. Inevitably the kickstand is going to nestle into the but cheeks where god intended it to be.

cream ring..

why do we have to go out front to have a skid comp? you can just check you underwear in here.

"cream ring" shall be saved for a later date.

SketchyD as guest poster.

9 Mullet

She Sucked!

Sucked as in sucked, or sucked as in didn't?

Oils Spill in Australia

Stuffing

On thanksgiving last year My Mom woke up at six to make new stuffing. She did this for me because I told her the stuffing wasn't very good. When in reality her stuffing SUCKED! How could she not know that the stuffing sucked. I mean really how could she not know that I like moist food. I am the spawn of her womb how could she not know about the moistness of my food.

Ovaries

Can I see your ovaries
why would you want to see my ovaries?
I don't, I don't want to see your ovaries, I don't want to see ovaries unless they are on cats.

Put your pants back on!

Jason tried to get a visitor to tell a friend this: "Tell her if she comes over I'll put my pants back on!" in the hopes that a girl would come over.

Our response: "Please, ask her to come over to prevent us from being blinded!"

He still hasn't put his pants back on.

Triathlame

tri·ath·lame - State of being opposed to things simply because you are a triathlete.

Don't be so tirathlame!
Those leaners are triathlame.
I slept with your Mom last night and she was triathlame.

jizzem bibbems

Ode to Sketch Brah...

You be the O-riginal jizzem bibbems king
Who new you'd precursor a ride around the lake with fucking.
Grabbed some coffee on Willy at the Ground Zero,
And the stain on your shorts caught the attention of some fat yuppy hoe.
All around the lake the stain did maintain.
As the repeating of the term "jizzem bibbems" drove me insane.
In the weaving of your lycra swam your little guys.
But try as you might a stain like that could not be diguised.
Now I am like you which leaves my proverbial teeth kicked-in.
The only real difference being most of my stains are now self inflicted.

Business Time!!!

Deep thoughts on Drinking

I wish they made shots called carriage shots, or better yet money shots.

Earinfucktion

Twat I cunt hear you I have an earinfucktion I have to go to the dicktor and have them finger it out.

Who could resist a chest like that

Once again we see Jason does not know how to use a zipper, and Lyle is moving in for the kill

Deep Thoughts With Jason

If you were a burn victim everyday would be Halloween

Halloween

It was 8 am and I was sitting down to my morning bowl of cereal. I take a squat on the couch and start eating. About half way through my cereal I wake up enough to look over and feel my soul leave my body. Then break down into hysterical laughter. Jason has pushed the envelope and surprised me once again. This halloween costume has to be the most sac-religious thing I have ever seen. The fact that he is wearing this in public is seriously disturbing. Presenting Jasons Halloween bike race custom an upside down cross racer. Also Jason ticket to a nice place in hell, probably with sysphius forever racing his bike and never being able to win.

Quote of the Day Oct 23

What you can't feel your legs, I ain't going to fuck no para pelagic bitch.
A qoute while watching Transformers the Movie

Qoute of the Day Oct 21

Hi fives for amputees

Sir Jasonalot

Jason attacks the toilet wielding his lance of burittoey goodness
Jasons Response -
Can I get Pamela Anderson riding on the back of the dinosuar with me?

The Big Time

In a noble attempt to foster his long standing career of trail side bar tender Jason finds fame and no fortune. Winning the Velonews photocontest for this pic. In response Jason had this to say -
500 BABIES

mind i if i get half-naked and stare at you? oh wait, i already am....

In a whirlwind of cunfusion Jason ask if he can talk to me while clothed. To his disbelief he actual is already half naked and staring at me....